Whenever I was a child I had a sick fantasy of being the head administrator of a federal department dedicated to naming the unnamed babies of people killed in some sort of Apocalyptic event.

I would be the sole arbiter of the first and last names of countless babies in a post-Apocalyptic world. I also wanted to be a city planner and astronomer.

I don’t understand why anyone let me live this long.

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  1. emjaysays said: Lol!
  2. seinedoll said: this is oh so adorable
  3. oromi said: lol!
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